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J
Critlins. The story.
J
Uh, Hey, Paw??
How comes ain't no good critlins this year!!?
I ain't seen a critlin one yet none-neither up dem parts!...
J
Too got-dang hot out dere! Got dang it!!
Sum-bitches! I tell you what!
J
Dammit, Cotton!!
You and your skank-ass hoe-bag wife!!
Where's Peggy's got dang vibrator!!?
J
Lookee what's we got up in here, boy!?
I do believe we get us some critlins!
Jumpin Jehosa-fat, Hank!
frackin-Hank, you see this, you jackass??!
Critlins!!
Do we got critlins??
Hank!? Jackass!
J
What be these here?! Huh, Dad?
Or them there?
Dad?
Huh? Humph?
Dad??!
Huh?
Honk-Khan. Phooey!
Honk-Junior, my neighbor!!
J
Aw, Paw!
Got dang-it!!
You there, Cotton?!!
J
<speak><google:style name="sobbing"> These ain't no good a critlins,
Dammit!
Cotton! Get! Got dang-it!
You shitheads! All y'all
be shit
heads.
</google:style></speak>
J
What the goddamn frack!? Got dang-it!!
J
Hey, Paw??
How comes ain't no good
critlins ist year!?